Funny Quotes

Funny quotes mainly from Mr. Kelly that made our days in 8th grade at Hart... They are definitely worth reading.. if you don't get the jokes it's probably because you weren't in our 1st period NON-honors math class.. we had some good laughs in that class..

Stole from Kailey and Alyssa
 

::ADVICE ON EATING::
"i used to eat like a pig but then you wake up feeling squishy." -Mr. Kelly
"i ate around the white stuff on the beef jerky i found in my desk." -Mr. Kelly
"i mix it and drink it, MIX IT!" -Mr. Kelly
"i have a physique to maintain." -Mr. Kelly
"we have a warped system of discipline. you're in trouble so you get a tootsie roll." -Mr. Kelly
"why do you always smell like doritos? i tell you not to eat them and you do anyways. the smell makes me sick." -Mr. Kelly

::PROOF TO NOT ANGER MR. KELLY::
“be quiet or i’ll bring mr. a back.” -Mr. Kelly
“do you want a punch in the nose?” -Mr. Kelly
“you’re like an itch on my back.” -Mr. Kelly
“i know everything.” -Mr. Kelly
“YES, MY GOODNESS, I SAID TRY THIS!” -Mr. Kelly
“i’m fighting a losing battle.” -Mr. Kelly
“i know, life is so unfair felicia, i am so unfair!” -Mr. Kelly
“brandon, go outside. tell felicia and cassie i say hello.” -Mr. Kelly
::conversation::
“GRRRRR!” -Mr. Kelly
“you sound like a cow.” -Ethan

::KIDS WHO CHALLENGE MR. KELLY ANYWAYS::
“come on, shade like a man.” -Ethan
“mr. kelly is not very gay today.” -Morgan
“why are we going on a quest?” -Brandon
“i dont understand your lingo, dude.” -Morgan
“i know where you were on friday mr. kelly. i watched you like a hawk.” –Stephanie

::OTHER INTERESTING HAPPENINGS::
"you're a clever one o'mally." -Mr. Kelly
"it's in the realm of possibility." -Mr. Kelly
"life is 70% attitude." -Mr. Kelly
"my wife's a sucker for adidas pants." -Mr. Kelly
"you really just can't cry about it so why not give a laughter?" -Alyssa
"one of my pet peeves is mrs. merritt." -Alyssa
“this morning i ran into my door... it hurt.” -Kailey
“the trying times make us who we are.” -Mr. Kelly
“yes, there is a school for pregnant people.” -Mr. Kelly
"i'm sorry you all have to stare at my backside." -Mr. Kelly
"this year is a year that really just leaps like a frog!" -Alyssa
"kailey fell into the trap." -Mr. Kelly
"mufine is the father." -Alyssa
"it's like a luggage bag!" -Alyssa
"my dad got into a fight at best buy, so i had to apologise." -Tommy
"he has woman fingernails." -Erika

::CONVERSATIONS::
"what's that on your desk?" -Mr. Kelly
"play dough" -Felicia
"i used to eat play dough with my neighbor. it's salty." -Mark
"how old were you?" -Mac
"i was 12, but my neighbor was 4 i think." -Mark
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“it’s the difference of two squares. factor.” -Mr. Kelly
“what does that mean?” -Brandon
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“no homework? you’re climbing into a hole and it’s going to be hard to get out.” -Mr. Kelly
“you can’t climb into a hole.” -Ryan
“well then you fell in!!!” -Mr. Kelly
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"i hurt my elbow when i was 18." -Mr. Kelly
"when you were a track man?" -Ryan
"no, actually when i played baseball. it always hurts when it rains." -Mr. Kelly
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"the spelling bee was an apostrophy." -Ryan
"i think you mean catastrophy." -Mr. Kelly
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"can i go to the bathroom?" -Matt
"if you feel that's a neccessary task for this moment, yes." -Mr. Kelly
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“GRRRRR!” -Mr. Kelly
“you sound like a cow.” -Ethan